Avengers pick up lines:

Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.

tsundere: hey, I just met you
tsundere: and this is crazy
tsundere: but here's my number
tsundere: b-but it's not like I want you to call me or anything!

himapapa:

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are you trying,

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to take away my internet?